Lunes, Disyembre 12, 2011
Corny Pick up lines
BOY: alam mo? naiinis ako sa puso ko.
GIRL: bakit?
BOY: sakin kase ito ee..pero tumitibok para sa'yo
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GIRL:maganda ba ako?
BOY: alam mo miss..wala nmng ginawang pangit ang diyos^^.
GIRL: THANKYOO^^.
BOY: pero ewan ku lang sino gumawa seo..xD
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BOY: alam mo? para kang ARAW..
GIRL: bakit?
BOY: kase sayo lang umiikot mundo ko ee..^^
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BOY:Miss, ano pangalan mo?
GIRL: anna go, bakit?
BOY:may kulang pangalan mo miss!
GIRL: meron ba? ano?
BOY: apilyedo ko ^^.
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BOY: sana OFF na ang ilaw
GIRL: bakit?
BOY: para tayo na ang mag ON ^^.
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BOY: pinaglihi kaba sa keyboard?
GIRL: bakit?
BOY: type kase kita ^^.
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BOY: para kang bola ng basket ball
GIRL: bakit?
BOY: kasi ayaw kong agawin ka ng iba
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BOY: alam mo? para kang pustiso
GIRL: bakit naman?
BOY: coz' i can't smile without you^^.
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BOY: nakita kita kagabi
GIRL: huh? saan? d nmn ako umalis sa bahay ahh!
BOY: nakita kita sa panaginip ko^^.
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BOY: alam mo para kang PEANUT
GIRL: bkit?
BOY: kase..PEANUTitibok mo puso ko ee^^.
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Tawa na
Junior: tay! Bad trip ako dun sa mga tambay sa labas!
Tatay: bakit naman anak?
Junior:inaasar ako, bakla daw ako..
Tatay: ee anong ginawa mo?
Junior: edi hinampas ko siLa sa shOouLder bag kO! Hmmp!
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AiRFORCE: no guts
no glory
MARiNES: no retreat
no surrender
ARMY: no pain
no gain
nakss!
d papildi ang
ATONG GUARD: "NO i.D , NO ENTRY"
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AMO: inday! Pinunasan mo naba ang keyboard sa computer ko?
INDAY: di ko lang pinunasan maam! InaLphabeticaL ko pa! Di kasi sunOd-sunOd ee! xD
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G: Knock! Knock!
B: who's there?
G: galungg0ng vase at higad sa flower vase.
B: galungg0ng vase at higad sa flower vase who?
G: boy u got my heart beat running away,beating like a drum and it's coming your way,cant you hear dat BOOM GALUNGGONG BOOM GALUNGGONG BABY! Super vase.
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anak:nay! GoOdnews! Diba sabi mo bibigyan mo ako ng pera pag napasako bawat subject ko?
Nanay: oo anak,bakit?
Anak: uuuuy! Makakatipid nanaman siyaaa...xD
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boy: hayOp ka! Ginawa mo akong tau-tauhan sa sakahan! Pero sahod ko di tumaas! Kung mamamatay ako! Sino magpapakain sa pamiLya ko? Ikaw?
Amo: speak in english! I don't understand.
Boy: animal you! Person-person me in the farm! My salary did not climb! If i die. Who will eat my family? You?
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6 common reasons kung bakit tahimik ang isang tao:
1.baka walang masabi
2.nagtatampo
3. Tinatamad
pero itO malupit
4. NAGSESELOS
PINAKAMALIPIT
6.NATATAE
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NGWAWALALASING: sinOng barakO jan!? LUMABAAS!
*PuLis ngpaputOk ng bariL*
LASING: pUtang shates! SinOng nagpapUtok jhaan!? *nagalit*
PULIS: akO! Bakit!?
LASING: an Lakas eehh..bingi akOo.hehe! XD
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BOY: alam mo mis! para kang ENERGY DRINK!
GIRL: bakit nmn? kase binibigyan kita ng ENERGY?^^.
BOY: Hindii! kase para kang COBRA!
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Conversation n girl at boy
BOY: Para sayo Kukunin ko mga stars at ibibigay ko sayo.
GIRL: Shut up! Yan ngang kulangot mo di mo makuha, stars pa kaya?!
BOY: Sori na.. Di ko naman alam ito pala gusto mo ee..hee^^
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GIRLFIEND:(tinext si BF) "Hon, walang tao sa bahay."
(Nagmamadali si BF papunta sa bahay ni GF..
Pagdating niya sa bahay ni GF, katok nang katok si BF)
BOYFRIEND: (tinext si GF) "Dali buksan mo 'yong pinto, excited na ako!"
GIRLFRIEND: ano'ng excited? Sabi ko walang tao dba?
Sinong magbubukas sa'yo diyan?
Andito kami sa MALL!
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BOY: psst? gusto mong lumabas? Date tayo.
GIRL: Halaka! Grabe ka ha. Ano ako, cheap na babae? Sasama na lang basta basta kapag
inaya ng isang gwapo, chinito ang mata, cute ang smile, 5'11 ang height, hot ang katawan, matalino, at mayamang lalaking katulad mo. Hay naku, san ba yan? tara alis na tayo!
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BOY: pwede magpatulong sa definition sa LOVE?
GIRL: ang LOVE?...Parang IKAW!
BOY: taLaga?? :D.. Sweet mO naman! KinikiLig*
GIRL: ang LOVE parang ikaw! ISTORBO sa pag-aaral!
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BOY: tigilan mo nga ako! Kulit mo naman!
GIRL: ang arte mo naman!
BOY: nanununtOk ako ng mga MAGANDA!!
GIRL: o sge nga?? SuntOk?
BOY: bakit? Maganda ka ba?
HAHA!!
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Kwentong Pedro at Juan
JUAN: ui Pedro! brief ko parang casette tape
may side A at side B
PEDRO: wala yan sa brief ko Juan! Brief ko parang movie
now on its 2nd week
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1st day...
JUAN: ayo? palit ko pepsi.
TINDERA: isulod plastik?
JUAN: try daw isulod sa sako nya butangi ug straw kung pwede ba? kaLurkiii
2nd day...
JUAN: ayo! palit ko juice kanag litro pack
TINDERA: kanang powder?
JUAN: ky ngano? naa d.ae bareta ana?
3rd day...
JUAN: ayo,palit ko sabon kanang pangkaligo.safeguard
TINDERA: sabon humot?
JUAN: aw di oi! kanang baho! kanang baho!
4th day...
JUAN: ayo, naa moy surf powder nang?
TINDERA: naa..
JUAN: kusog na mubuwa?
TINDERA: aw di di di! kusog mubuto!
HAHAHA! kabaws baya ang tindera..xD
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TEACHER: give me the kinds of verbs..
PEDRO: maam!! transitive verbs! INtransitive verbs! and ahmmm...
JUAN: maam maam!!
TEACHER: yes juan?
JUAN: ANGRY VERBS! :D
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SA PINOY HENYO (Pinapahula: KUTSILYO)
JUAN: Bagay ba ito?
PEDRO: Oo!
JUAN: Nakikita sa bahay?
PEDRO: Oo! Oo!
JUAN: Nakikita sa kusina?
PEDRO: OO! OO! MY GOSH! OO!
JUAN: Ummm... panghiwa ng sibuyas?
PEDRO: OO! OO! OO! OO!
JUAN: PASS!
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PEDRO: Nay pahingi po ng 20.00 na baon.
ATE: Aba ang laki naman yan ako nga noon 10.00 lang.
NANAY: Oo nga, kayong mga kabataan masyado kayong maluho. Ako nga noon 5.00 lang.
PEDRO: Buti na lang wala si Lola, kundi wala na ako talagang baon.
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JUAN: Tay ano po ang ulam?
TATAY: Naku anak paborito mo ang ulam natin! Hulaan mo chop ang huli niya..
JUAN: Ahh alam ko yan Porkchop noh?
TATAY: Ahh hindi anak KETCHUP!
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JUAN: pedro,nasaksak ako! Walang hinto ang agos ng dugo ko. Baka mamamatay na ako.
PEDRO: juan, ano gagawin ko??
JUAN: pedro, call me a doctor, call me a doctor!
PEDRO: okay..juan, you're a dOctor! You're a dOctor!
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Huwebes, Disyembre 8, 2011
Christmas
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye
Tell me baby
Do you recognize me?
Well
It's been a year
It doesn't surprise me
I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying I love you
I meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you kissed me now
I know you'd fool me again
CHORUS
A crowded room
Friends with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you
And your soul of ice
My god I thought you were
Someone to rely on
Me?
I guess I was a shoulder to cry on
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
A man under cover but you tore me apart
Now I've found a real love you'll never fool me again
CHORUS x2
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
A man under cover but you tore him apart
Maybe next year I'll give it to someone
I'll give it to someone special.
See also: Other Christmas Songs
Oh Holy Night
Oh holy night!
The stars are brightly shining
It is the night of the dear Savior's birth!
Long lay the world in sin and error pining
Till he appear'd and the soul felt its worth.
A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn!
Fall on your knees
Oh hear the angel voices
Oh night divine
Oh night when Christ was born
Oh night divine
Oh night divine
Led by the light of Faith serenely beaming
With glowing hearts by His cradle we stand
So led by light of a star sweetly gleaming
Here come the wise men from Orient land
The King of Kings lay thus in lowly manger
In all our trials born to be our friend.
Truly He taught us to love one another
His law is love and His gospel is peace
Chains shall He break for the slave is our brother
And in His name all oppression shall cease
Sweet hymns of joy in grateful chorus raise we,
Let all within us praise His holy name.
See also: Other Christmas Songs
Silent Night
Silent night, holy night!
All is calm, all is bright.
Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child.
Holy infant so tender and mild,
Sleep in heavenly peace,
Sleep in heavenly peace.
Silent night, holy night!
Shepherds quake at the sight.
Glories stream from heaven afar
Heavenly hosts sing Alleluia,
Christ the Savior is born!
Christ the Savior is born.
Silent night, holy night!
Son of God love's pure light.
Radiant beams from Thy holy face
With dawn of redeeming grace,
Jesus Lord, at Thy birth.
Jesus Lord, at Thy birth.
See also: Other Christmas Songs
Santa Baby
Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree,
For me.
been an awful good girl,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa baby, a 54 convertible too,
Light blue.
I'll wait up for you dear,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed,
Next year I could be just as good,
If you'll check off my Christmas list,
Santa baby, I wanna yacht,
And really that's not a lot,
Been an angel all year,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa honey, there's one thing I really do need,
The deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex,
And checks.
Sign your 'X' on the line,
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.
Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's,
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me,
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing,
A ring.
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry, tonight.
See also: Other Christmas Songs
Jingle Bell Rock
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring
Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun
Now the jingle hop has begun
Jingle bell
jingle bell
jingle bell rock
Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time
Dancing and prancing in Jingle Bell Square
In the frosty air
What a bright time
it's the right time
To rock the night away
Jingle bell time is a swell time
To go gliding in a one-horse sleigh
Giddy-up jingle horse
pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and a-mingle in the jingling feet
That's the jingle bell
That's the jingle bell
Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow
On a one-horse open sleigh
Over the fields we go
Laughing all the way;
Bells on bob-tail ring
making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight
Jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my side;
The horse was lean and lank;
Misfortune seemed his lot;
He got into a drifted bank
And we
we got upset
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way!
What fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
A day or two ago
the story I must tell
I went out on the snow
And on my back I fell;
A gent was riding by
In a one-horse open sleigh
He laughed as there
I sprawling lie
But quickly drove away
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way!
What fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
Now the ground is white
Go it while you're young
Take the girls tonight
And sing this sleighing song;
Just get a bob-tailed bay
two-forty as his speed
Hitch him to an open sleigh
And crack! you'll take the lead
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way!
What fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.
See also: Other Christmas Songs
Martes, Disyembre 6, 2011
Not a story
by: Neil Urian Secretaria Mabulay
I was from the canteen walking across the lobby when I first met this girl. She was my classmate's younger sister - Kathleen May. It was my classmate - her brother, who introduced her to me. I could never forget how she went out of her classroom and how she smiled at me that day.
One warm afternoon just a few days after I met her, we talked for the first time. It started when she lend me her diary - I mean her sketchpad. When I noticed that it wasn't just an ordinary sketchpad, I began to ask questions; and then she began to talk. She told me a lot of things, like who she is and what she do. She told me almost everything there was to tell about herself. We were sitting there in the canteen exchanging stories for several hours and then I started to wonder. I thought she was just another common girl. But then I was wrong - totally wrong.
I didn't know it then, but after that day everything changed. how long has it been since the last time that I talked that much? I can hardly remember. Maybe she's just too interesting that she made me talk that much. Perhaps I should get close to her. How close? Well as close as I can be, I guess.
November the 9th, 2011 the class for the second semester started. I went school very excited as I was expecting to see her again. But that day, she never showed up. when I arrived home I sent her a message asking why she wasn't around and she answered me. She said she had to stop going to school; then she told me the reasons - they were sad. At that time, she said all she could think about was to believe that it will all be alright. I appreciated the fact that she was trying to cheer herself up. Every time I see her, she's always smiling but in fact, deep down she's crashed. I know she's crashed, I can feel it. But I can't even cheer her up, and I don't know why. That time, I was hesitating but I really wanted to cheer her up.
Right now, I still don't know much about this girl. All I know is that, she's one of a kind. but as days go by, I am getting to know her more and more. Every night before I sleep, I always ask myself one strange question. "What made me curious about this girl?" Maybe I could find the answers soon. For now, all I could think of is to write her a story. A story that would remind her about the day when I was on my happiest. That day when we talked for the first time.
I was from the canteen walking across the lobby when I first met this girl. She was my classmate's younger sister - Kathleen May. It was my classmate - her brother, who introduced her to me. I could never forget how she went out of her classroom and how she smiled at me that day.
One warm afternoon just a few days after I met her, we talked for the first time. It started when she lend me her diary - I mean her sketchpad. When I noticed that it wasn't just an ordinary sketchpad, I began to ask questions; and then she began to talk. She told me a lot of things, like who she is and what she do. She told me almost everything there was to tell about herself. We were sitting there in the canteen exchanging stories for several hours and then I started to wonder. I thought she was just another common girl. But then I was wrong - totally wrong.
I didn't know it then, but after that day everything changed. how long has it been since the last time that I talked that much? I can hardly remember. Maybe she's just too interesting that she made me talk that much. Perhaps I should get close to her. How close? Well as close as I can be, I guess.
November the 9th, 2011 the class for the second semester started. I went school very excited as I was expecting to see her again. But that day, she never showed up. when I arrived home I sent her a message asking why she wasn't around and she answered me. She said she had to stop going to school; then she told me the reasons - they were sad. At that time, she said all she could think about was to believe that it will all be alright. I appreciated the fact that she was trying to cheer herself up. Every time I see her, she's always smiling but in fact, deep down she's crashed. I know she's crashed, I can feel it. But I can't even cheer her up, and I don't know why. That time, I was hesitating but I really wanted to cheer her up.
Right now, I still don't know much about this girl. All I know is that, she's one of a kind. but as days go by, I am getting to know her more and more. Every night before I sleep, I always ask myself one strange question. "What made me curious about this girl?" Maybe I could find the answers soon. For now, all I could think of is to write her a story. A story that would remind her about the day when I was on my happiest. That day when we talked for the first time.
Miyerkules, Nobyembre 30, 2011
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TRIVIA
Here are some Trivia questions I found as I was surfing the net...
enjoy guessing the right answer. The answers can be found at the bottom.
1. A person is lying dead in a field. Nobody has killed this person and he did not kill himself.
Barely one metre away from him is a bag. Something in this bag could have saved his life.
What's in the bag?
CLUE: if the person just open whats inside the bag before he reach the field, he may be saved !!
2. A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money.
Can you figure out how?
CLUE: this is quite funny ..
3. An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?
What were the two things that the third man bought?
4. Who makes it, has no need of it,
Who buys it, has no use for it,
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
What is it?
CLUE: this is quite expensive !
5. Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies,
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What am I?
6. I'm sometimes white,
Although sometimes I'm black,
I take you there,
But never bring you back.
What am I?
CLUE: _ E A _ _ E in english !
7. In a neighbourhood, there are three specific coloured houses, a red house, a blue house and a yellow house.
Where does Goerge Bush live?
8. The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end
And the end of every place
What is it?
9. There are few words that end in gry,
angry and hungry are two of them.
There are only three words in the English language.
What is the third word?
10. I know a word of letters three, add two and fewer there will be?
What's the word?
11. What 7 letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?
12. I am the center of gravity, hold a capital situation in Vienna, and as I am foremost in every victory, am allowed by all to be invaluable. Though I am invisible, I am clearly seen in the midst of a river. I could name three who are in love with me and have three associates in vice. It is vain that you seek me for I have long been in heaven yet even now lie embalmed in the grave.
What am I?
13. In the arctic natives there wont eat a penguin's egg even if they are starving why?
14. A man buys furniture and then prices it at low prices that the poor can afford. He starts losing money at a fast rate, but continues. Eventually he becomes a millionaire.
How is this possible?
wuahaha XD
15. In Oklahoma you cannot take a picture of a man w/ a wooden leg
why?
16. A man and his son were on a tour of an atomic power plant. In the control room, the boy asked if he could see the controls for the reactor core. The head physicist said yes, and explained how the controls worked. After the boy left, the head physicist turned to an assistant and said, "That was my son."
How could that be?
Answers from the trivia questions above
1. PARACHUTE
2. THE BOY PUTS A GLASS OF WATER UNDER HIM
3. CANDLE AND MATCH
4. COFFIN
5. SHADOW
6.HEARSE
7. WHITE HOUSE
8. E
9. THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
10. FEW
11. LOUNGER
12. V
13. Because penguins are in the south.
14. HE WAS A BILLIONAIRE
15. you have to take a picture with a camera and not with a wooden leg...
16. The head physicist is the son's mom.
MGA URI NG MANLILIGAW
Mr. Gwapings
- Kalimitan mayaman, gwapo, kilala mataas ang confidence nya na hindi sya mababasted, kaya pag nabasted maapektuhan ng husto ang kanyang EGO. at take note, kapag meron pang ugali to na dami pang sinasabi pwede nya sabihin “akala mo naman kagandahan” tama ba?
- Kalimitan mayaman, gwapo, kilala mataas ang confidence nya na hindi sya mababasted, kaya pag nabasted maapektuhan ng husto ang kanyang EGO. at take note, kapag meron pang ugali to na dami pang sinasabi pwede nya sabihin “akala mo naman kagandahan” tama ba?
Mr. Quickie
- ito ung mga manliligaw na akala mo mga ninja sa bilis.. eto rin ung manliligaw na kada magkikita kayo e wala nang alam na sabihin kundi “kelan mo ba ako sasagutin?” o kaya “i love you na, ako ba hindi mo pa lab?” kahit na isang linggo pa lang naman syang pumoporma. kung baga dinadaan nya sa pangungulit para mabilis ang pagsagot mo.
- ito ung mga manliligaw na akala mo mga ninja sa bilis.. eto rin ung manliligaw na kada magkikita kayo e wala nang alam na sabihin kundi “kelan mo ba ako sasagutin?” o kaya “i love you na, ako ba hindi mo pa lab?” kahit na isang linggo pa lang naman syang pumoporma. kung baga dinadaan nya sa pangungulit para mabilis ang pagsagot mo.
Mr. Everything
- eto din ung manliligaw na ang daming alam at sinasabi, “sagutin mo lang ako, ibibigay ko sayo lahat, lahat ng magustuhan mo. kahit ang pa buwan o kaya mundo.” kapanipaniwala ba.. haha Kapag sinagaot naman ng babae di na alam ung pinagsasabi pagkatapos.. wahaha
Mr. Stalker
- etong manliligaw na toh daig pa magulang sa pagtanong ng daily activities nya.. kumain ka na? ano gawa mo, dito na me bahay. kaw? sinukasama mo? wow ikaw na magaling
Mr. Salesman
- parang si mr everthing toh.. matamis mag salita, imba manguto toh.. ganda mo ngayun ha, lambot kamay mo, kinis ng legs, ganda naman lips, haha di nga??? pero pag nagtagal na iba na sinasabihan…
Mr. Good Dog
- eto ang nakakatuwang manliligaw. kase payag syang magpaalipin. taga bitbit ng bag mo o kahit ng mga kaibigan mo. kahit magmuka syang buntot sa tuwing may gala kayo ng mga barkada mo. nagpapakitang gilas kung baga. pero pag sinagot mo na, for sure gaganti yan.. haha kaya maghanda na ung babae…
Mr. Anonymous
- isa ding ninja skills toh..wala kang kaalam-alam, nanliligaw na pala. kaya pala ang bait-bait sayo. e akala mo mabait lang talaga. hehe! may motto pa yan action speaks louder than words.. imba
Mr. Take it or Leave it
- pag binasted mo ang ganitong type ng manliligaw, asahan mo bukas may nililigawan na sya ulit. at heto pa, hinding hindi ka na nya papansinin. period. eto ung mga taong malakas tiwala sa sarili
Mr. Romantiko
- old school ang paraan nya ng panliligaw..manghaharana, pakikisamahan mga barkada mo, liligawan parents mo at laging may dalang flowers and chocolates tuwing dadalaw. Pero madalas nakakapagpakilig sya ng nililigawan nya dahil sa kanyang “malinis na hangarin”
- eto din ung manliligaw na ang daming alam at sinasabi, “sagutin mo lang ako, ibibigay ko sayo lahat, lahat ng magustuhan mo. kahit ang pa buwan o kaya mundo.” kapanipaniwala ba.. haha Kapag sinagaot naman ng babae di na alam ung pinagsasabi pagkatapos.. wahaha
Mr. Stalker
- etong manliligaw na toh daig pa magulang sa pagtanong ng daily activities nya.. kumain ka na? ano gawa mo, dito na me bahay. kaw? sinukasama mo? wow ikaw na magaling
Mr. Salesman
- parang si mr everthing toh.. matamis mag salita, imba manguto toh.. ganda mo ngayun ha, lambot kamay mo, kinis ng legs, ganda naman lips, haha di nga??? pero pag nagtagal na iba na sinasabihan…
Mr. Good Dog
- eto ang nakakatuwang manliligaw. kase payag syang magpaalipin. taga bitbit ng bag mo o kahit ng mga kaibigan mo. kahit magmuka syang buntot sa tuwing may gala kayo ng mga barkada mo. nagpapakitang gilas kung baga. pero pag sinagot mo na, for sure gaganti yan.. haha kaya maghanda na ung babae…
Mr. Anonymous
- isa ding ninja skills toh..wala kang kaalam-alam, nanliligaw na pala. kaya pala ang bait-bait sayo. e akala mo mabait lang talaga. hehe! may motto pa yan action speaks louder than words.. imba
Mr. Take it or Leave it
- pag binasted mo ang ganitong type ng manliligaw, asahan mo bukas may nililigawan na sya ulit. at heto pa, hinding hindi ka na nya papansinin. period. eto ung mga taong malakas tiwala sa sarili
Mr. Romantiko
- old school ang paraan nya ng panliligaw..manghaharana, pakikisamahan mga barkada mo, liligawan parents mo at laging may dalang flowers and chocolates tuwing dadalaw. Pero madalas nakakapagpakilig sya ng nililigawan nya dahil sa kanyang “malinis na hangarin”
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WHAT DOES YOU'RE BIRTH MONTH SAYS?
JANUARY
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Re-post this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.
FEBRUARY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Re-post this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.
MARCH
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. If you re-post this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.
APRIL
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you re-post this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Re-post this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.
FEBRUARY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Re-post this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.
MARCH
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. If you re-post this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.
APRIL
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you re-post this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.
MAY
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited. If you re-post this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak too much in the next 4 days.
JUNE
You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you re-post this in 5 minutes.
JULY
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Re-post this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days
AUGUST
Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of "that someone". Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by "no pain no gain" caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter. Re-post in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.
SEPTEMBER
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. If you do not re-post this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.
OCTOBER
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. re-post this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.
NOVEMBER
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. Re-post in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.
DECEMBER
This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible... Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Lovable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited. If you re-post this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak too much in the next 4 days.
JUNE
You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you re-post this in 5 minutes.
JULY
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Re-post this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days
AUGUST
Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of "that someone". Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by "no pain no gain" caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter. Re-post in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.
SEPTEMBER
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. If you do not re-post this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.
OCTOBER
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. re-post this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.
NOVEMBER
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. Re-post in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.
DECEMBER
This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible... Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Lovable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.
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Martes, Nobyembre 29, 2011
The Priest, The Lawyer, And The Physicist
by Neil Zayn
Over 200 years ago we had the great French revolution, and one day there were three gentlemen about to lose their heads to the gelatin. There was a priest, a lawyer, and a theoretical physicist about their heads cut off. So they put the priest's head on the chopping block and they ask him "do have any last words before we cut your priestly head off?" and the priest said yes. He said "God from above, He shall certainly set me free." While all eyes run the blade, they raised the blade. The blade came down and it stopped right before it hit the neck of the priest. Well the mob have never seen this before. They were shocked, they said "God has spoken! Let the priest go." And now its the lawyer's turn. They put the lawyer's head on the chopping block and they asked him, "do you have any last words before we cut your lawyerly head off?" and he said yes. He said "Maybe the spirit of justice and mercy shall set me free." Then they raised the blade. The blade came down and it stopped right before it hit the neck of the lawyer. This time the crowd went crazy, they said "Let there be a national holiday! Today justice and mercy has spoken." And now its the theoretical physicist's turn. They put the physicist's head on the chopping block and they asked him, "do you have any last words before we cut your head off?" and he said "yes, I got some last words. I don't know too much about God and I know even less about the law. But I do know one thing. If you look up you'll see that the rope is stuck on the pulley. If you remove the rope, the blade should come down real good." Well they did what the physicist told them, the rope came down, the blade came down and the poor physicist's head came down too. Moral of the story? Sometimes physicists should know when to keep their mouth shut.
Over 200 years ago we had the great French revolution, and one day there were three gentlemen about to lose their heads to the gelatin. There was a priest, a lawyer, and a theoretical physicist about their heads cut off. So they put the priest's head on the chopping block and they ask him "do have any last words before we cut your priestly head off?" and the priest said yes. He said "God from above, He shall certainly set me free." While all eyes run the blade, they raised the blade. The blade came down and it stopped right before it hit the neck of the priest. Well the mob have never seen this before. They were shocked, they said "God has spoken! Let the priest go." And now its the lawyer's turn. They put the lawyer's head on the chopping block and they asked him, "do you have any last words before we cut your lawyerly head off?" and he said yes. He said "Maybe the spirit of justice and mercy shall set me free." Then they raised the blade. The blade came down and it stopped right before it hit the neck of the lawyer. This time the crowd went crazy, they said "Let there be a national holiday! Today justice and mercy has spoken." And now its the theoretical physicist's turn. They put the physicist's head on the chopping block and they asked him, "do you have any last words before we cut your head off?" and he said "yes, I got some last words. I don't know too much about God and I know even less about the law. But I do know one thing. If you look up you'll see that the rope is stuck on the pulley. If you remove the rope, the blade should come down real good." Well they did what the physicist told them, the rope came down, the blade came down and the poor physicist's head came down too. Moral of the story? Sometimes physicists should know when to keep their mouth shut.
Jokes
Teacher:if you gave 100php to your friend and he/she only needs 50php, how much will be return to you ?
Student:
NOTHING!!!!!!!
Teacher: You DONT KNOW MATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Student:
You dont kno my FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Interviewer:Question: “Ano gagawin mo kung gumising ka na may katabi na 1 million pesos?
Amerikano: “Go on a world tour”
Hapon: “ Put up a hotel”
Pinoy: tulog uli para maging 2 million!
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TEACHER: okay class our lesson for today is science. What is science?
PEDRO: ako ma'am! Ako ma'am!
TEACHER: okay Pedro, what is science?
PEDRO: science is our lesson for today.
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DALAWANG LANGAW NAKADAPO SA TAE:
LAngAw#1: pArE uUtOt AkO!
LAngAw#2:pArE wALAng gAnyAnAn, kUmAkAin tAyO!
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Teacher: verb is an action word, juan.. give me an example of a verb.
Juan: “went” ma’am.
Teacher: very good! use it in a sentence..
Juan: maria go went to town..
Teacher: wrong! kung gagamit ka ng went wala na yung go!
Juan: ma’am ung “go” ee apelyido ni maria!, intindihin mo kc ung sentence ma’am! hnd ung nagrereact ka kaagad!
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TITSER: bakit ka late?
BOY: nawalan kasi ng P500 yung lalaki.
TITSER: tinulungan m sya maghanap?
BOY: hindi, tinapakan ko lang hanggang umalis siya
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STUDENT: Sir, musta po ung GRADES ko???
TEACHER: Aba iha ! kasing ganda ng buhok mo.
STUDENT: Talaga po? wow naman (:
TEACHER: oo iha parang bagong REBOND ..............
BAGSAK NA BAGSAK !!!
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Mga payo tungkol sa pag ibig...
Para sa mga MAY ASAWA-magsindi ng PULANG KANDILA
para tumagal ang pag ibig...^^
Para sa mga BALO at BYUDA- magsindi ng ASUL N KANDILA
para dumating ang bagong pag ibig....^^
Para sa mga may BF/GF- mag sindi ng PINK N KADILA
para manatili ang romance & affection..
Para sa mga SINGLE- magsindi ng KATOL
habang naghihintay...para di lamukin.
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Four main reasons why a girl stops texting a guy.
1. You got her mad
2. You got boring
3. She fell asleep
4. You said the letter “K.
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Teacher: Juan read your 500-word essay in front of the whole class.
JUAN: “My Doggy.” Bow! I have a doggy! My doggy is lost.
So, I went outside the house and looked for my doggy! Tokoy, tokoy, tokoy, tokoy, tokoy….. (478 times)
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GUY: papakasalan ko po anak nyo..
TATAY: kaya mo bang buhayin anak ko?
GUY: bakit po? patay na ho ba sya?
Lintiikk.x.D
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THINGS MEN CAN DO THAT GIRLS CANNOT
Take heart guys, there's some things you do a whole lot better than women. Are you ready to see what you're better at?
Go Topless
My friend-MAR RUAZA
Sure, women can go topless on the beach, but we can do it whenever and wherever we please. Walking down the street? Off. Mowing the lawn? Off. Street ball? Skins. Rollerblading - women can try it, but it might be painful. Still in doubt? What gender do you think is responsible for "No Shirts. No Shoes. No Service."? Useless nipples and the lack of over-sized sweat glands are the reasons for this entry on our list of things only men can do.
Hold Our Liquor
Sorry ladies, we're genetically wired to pack it away a lot better than you. Men produce more of the protective enzyme alcohol dehydrogenase, which breaks down alcohol. This ultimately means that while you're buzzing off one Cosmo and saying "I love this song" for five songs straight, we can enjoy another two whisky sours and continue to debate whether or not the world can be saved from global warming.
Navigate Spatially
Men are much better at seeing things as they really are - in 3-D. True, the fact that we can see Spy Kids 3-D in focus is no reward, but our superior ability to see shapes also improves our abilities in geometry and math. This explains why more men are math geniuses than women. Sure, the journal Science declared otherwise in 2008 and we are socialized to believe girls are less competent in this realm, but tradition is a hard thing to beat.
Play Real Sports
Be honest, which of these would you prefer to watch: WNBA or NBA? NHL or women's hockey? NFL or women's rugby? MLB or softball? We understand that women play plenty of sports and, yes, they are good athletes, but their sports are a snooze fest to watch. An example, in the WNBA a slam dunk stops the presses, while in the NBA, unless it's a back reverse through three defenders, it's just another two points.
Fertilize Eggs
Call it mankind, humankind or people-kind, we have fertilized history. Yes, our swimmers are under siege from early scientific studies that show women can create sperm from their own bone marrow. And of course, studies are also underway to grow babies out of the womb. Are these studies headed by lesbians? Anyway, until our offspring are named 1765A and 1766B, our tadpoles will continue to hit the target.
Pee Standing Up
Full bladder, but there's a line for the urinal? Just step outside and pee behind a dumpster. On a camping trip? Pee and lean against a tree to steady your flow. While women have to unzip, pull down and crouch before they can go, our process is pretty simple: Find some cover, unzip and go. And if we want to write our name in the snow, we can see exactly what we're doing.
And...Write Their Name In Snow
wished you could do this? Sorry this is only man's discipline.
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KNOW ABOUT YOUR HEALTH
Know About Your Health Sometimes we take for granted our bodies that we forget to take care of it, we get so worked up when there's piles of work that needs to be done and that you don't notice the effect what is doing to your mental and physical health, if you noticed your body has start reacting to it you need to be alarmed and take care of it all you need to do is simply listen to your body cause if you don't serious health risk are in stake, sometimes we need to set boundaries and consequences for us to be able take care of ourselves and separate our time of work and time for ourselves, and this becomes a habit of us to ignore the signs that what were doing is not healthy, for instance you've got long project to be made and is due tomorrow, your working over time and that causes you to sleepless we all know we need at least 8 hrs. of sleep a day for our body to think properly and respond quickly and compromise your cardiovascular health, energy balance and ability to fight infection but lack of sleep can cause fatigue, irregular heartbeat, high blood pressure, sleep deprivation and sex drive, also extra sleep cant cure your problems it affects your sleep cycle, so for assurance cut back does late night parties or other late night stuff you've been caught up of doing especially overtime work or at least schedule time orderly, now if your worrying about something that we cannot do something about will only have damage than good if we have a problem, try to solve it with a proactive stance, and if it cant be solved, simply forget about it, after all you cant do anything about it anyway. Since your schedule is full and you don't have time to exercise you'll become week and you'll seem to be tired for no reason, and in order for you to stay fit and to reduce stress, exercises, it can boost your immune system, and if your to lazy to work out on the gym, walk instead of ridding, lift weight instead of gaining , use stairs instead of elevator cause if you don't your bodies wont function well and is weak to respond when your in a hurry you skip meals or stuff food directly to your mouth without chewing it properly now that's bad at the same time inappropriate, it can cause poor digestion, results constipation, diarrhea, fatigue, stale in mouth, insufficient energy balance, weight gain cause you'll crave when you skip meals, mood swings, for women menstrual dysfunction and muscle loss, so relax and enjoy your meal and if your on diet to skip meals eat at the right time, a don't worry if you'll eat to much your body well tell you when you are full smoking and binge drinking when you've got a habit of this to relieve stress and to forget your problems stop it cause you already know the effects but you still act as if it doesn't matter as long as everyone is doing it. Interesting Fact: smoking can shorten mans penis by as much as a centimeter so even if you don't care that much about your lungs or dying young spare the lil guy would ya.
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BULLYING
Bullying is a problem which everyone experience that happens every day which causes problematic stage mostly teenagers. Really, bullying is a wrong behaviour cause what bullying can do to a person is that it frightened them, makes them feel unsafe, they lose confidence, and for some they harm themselves to end their misery and that's how bad its gonna get. Some people may think bullying is just part of growing up a way for people to learn to stick up for themselves but NO! This is so wrong. There are lots of reasons why bullies do this they may see it as a way of being popular make themselves look tough and in charge, bullies do it to get attention or things, or to make other people afraid them, they may find you different from them, threatening you to do things they don't want to do and make you do it for themselves, hitting or kicking you when they are in a bad mood or possibly they could be jealous of you, will never know, some bullies may not even understand how wrong their behaviour is and how it makes the person being bullied feel. If you've been bullied you should never learn to cope with it cause the more you cope with it the worse the bullying can get, remember you are not the problem the bully is you have the right to feel safe and secure and if your different in some way, be proud of it, stand strong. Spend time with friends cause bullies hardly ever pick on people if they're with others in a group, and if you've tried ignoring the bully or telling them to stop but wont, you can always try telling an adult you can trust cause adults can do things to get the bullying stop and if you find it difficult to talk about being bullied, cause you think or feel embarrassed that your to weak to stop the bullying and cant stop the problem you can always try writing it down if your comfortable that way, then give it to someone you can trust cause maybe they can help solve the problem.
Here's a question Are You A Bully?
Think about why you did it and how were you feeling at that time. And if you think you are a bully try to find other ways to make yourself feel good without bullying someone and think of putting yourself in a situation they were in for you to know how that feel when they're being bullied.
Here's a question Are You A Bully?
Think about why you did it and how were you feeling at that time. And if you think you are a bully try to find other ways to make yourself feel good without bullying someone and think of putting yourself in a situation they were in for you to know how that feel when they're being bullied.
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